When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
I am nothing without pretend
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
have you ever seen the desolation of smaug
have you aver seen anything with Benedict Cumberbatch
zen I put ze egg whisk into the snowdrift, whisked it up like a blizzard in za bear’s face, then under cover of his confusion, I bounced away on ze pogo stick. Zhank you, goodbye.
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I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.
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